Last week, for our Friday Caption Fun festivities, you provided quips for an image featuring perhaps the only situation where tank does not beat all. Here are the top captions you left for that particular image!

“The ‘Tank Beats Everything’ achievement is going to be a bit more difficult than I first anticipated.” –DivinerSage
“Jimmy was less than pleased with his ‘Grow Your Own Scorpion.'” –DeltaGenesis
“When 343 Industries said this is an enemy Master Chief has never faced before, I think they were right.” –sh4m5ul
“Halo 4: We’re gonna need a bigger tank.” –lone wanderer86
“Hunters will no longer be a problem with the UNSC’s new Shrink Rifle.” –DarkoroDragon
“The augmentations for the new class of Spartans exceeded all expectations.” –N0BLE 06
“The new UNSC Scorpling didn’t seem as formidable as its predecessor.” –Novus 7Crews
“Sheila and Lopez finally connected circuits. Bow chicka bow wow!” –Isaiah0140
“Tank beats everything…except dogs, large birds, low walls, traffic, and people.” –Shizzlaz

Now that we’ve wrapped up that picture, let’s start a new one. Up for your captioning pleasure this week is an image featuring a never-ending staircase. Soak in the screenshot, then leave your witty and relevant quip in a comment. Off you go!

Author: Fearless GT

To everyone who is still looking to grab those elusive Defiant Achievements such as “All Alone,” “Don’t Touch That!” and “Paper Beats Rock,” look no further! SHADOWSTRIKE1 is hosting another Community Playdate, and this time, it’s aimed at helping you tackle your Halo: Reach gamerscore! The night will consist of a party of Waypoint friends going into the Living Dead and Squad DLC playlists with a certain goal in mind – Defiant maps.

What this means is that we will only be voting for Defiant maps in these playlists to increase your odds of obtaining those hard-to-come-by achievements. In no way is this a boosting party. Nothing will be given, and achievements will still be earned. However, with everyone voting for Defiant maps constantly, you can bet that you’ll have plenty of chances at grabbing those achievements.

If you would like to attend, please visit the following sign-up thread and let me know if you plan on attending. Hope to see you there!

From Rooster Teeth:

Jack and special guest Joel take a look at a week’s worth of failure within the planet of Reach. Watch out for flying Grunts and rockets!

Editor’s note: Language is mature. Proceed with caution.

Fails of the Weak 96

Whether you like the vehicular action of Heavies or the feeling of seven people watching your back, hop into Big Team Battle or Anniversary BTB this weekend because starting today and ending on Sunday, games played and completed within those playlists will present you with the chance to receive a 20,000-credit bonus.

Happy Super Jackpot Weekend!

From CruelLEGACEY:

Stewart Hendler (H+ and Sorority Row) sits down with CruelLEGACEY, Greenskull, and GrimBrother One to discuss the upcoming web series Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn.

Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn – Interview with Director Stewart Hendler

Every other Friday night at 9pm EST, we get together on Halo: Reach and run some custom games. We play everything from Team Slayer to Knockin’ Zombs, and you can even bring your own custom maps to play! Just make sure to upload them on your File Share and let us know either in a comment or in the lobby which map and what game type to run with it. Hope to see you tonight!

From undr zid:

This video features Tension by Unusual Hiccup & FC Quicksilver. You can download the map here. Enjoy!

Forge Cafe Halo: Reach Map Spotlight 4 – Tension

Author: Velawsmo