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Halo: Marine Tales
Over at Newgrounds, there’s a very NSFW Flash animation called ‘Halo: Marine Tales‘ – parts are quite funny, parts are totally silly, spelling is atrocious, profanity is WAY overused. Artwork is quite good. Worth a look – if you can do so without getting in trouble. Thanks, Naburu.
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Podtacular is going to battle the Bungie crew in the Bungie Humpday Challenge!
The rumors are true, the Unofficial Halo Podcast is going up against the official Halo everything! I’m pretty sure the date is Wednesday, June 14th Wednesday, June 7th at 8pm pacific. That’s 11pm eastern in case you don’t have an abacus in your head. Huge thanks to JVB, KP and Frankie for setting this up. So despite my feeb skills, I’m actually going to practice up and play in this match. It will be 5 on 5, and with JVB and me that leaves just 3 slots. I’m sure you’re wondering who those people will be.We’ll be switching out people for each match if we can. Here’s the roster:
1st match 2nd match 3rd match JVB JVB JVB foo mo jive foo mo jive foo mo jive CapnKrunk RusOmi7677 LoneBananaFone Glewis Samanator DrThom Dialpex Painkilla05 Kimo23 Here’s the list of reserves, in case someone can’t make it:
BrentGamer Chevelle65 ImmortalThree QualityJeverage Ciclonic Freak in a Box Vote4JR Rist Peblo Cowbel Juice57 Renegad3 Sgt Sharpie IMPORTANT: If you are on this list, email me right away at foomojive@gmail.com to let me know if you can make it or not!
This list may change depending on availability. And just to avert the inevitable, realize thiat I’d love to bring our top 50 contributors but that ain’t happenin’. It was a tough decision on picking the 1st string and reserves, so let’s congratulate these people for making the team and not get cranky if you didn’t make it or if you’re in the reserves instead of the 1st string. We got love for you too.
Spread the word! I can’t wait!! Oh and we need to practice together. More on that coming soon.
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Podtacular is going to battle the Bungie crew in the Bungie Humpday Challenge!
The rumors are true, the Unofficial Halo Podcast is going up against the official Halo everything! I’m pretty sure the date is Wednesday, June 14th Wednesday, June 7th at 8pm pacific. That’s 11pm eastern in case you don’t have an abacus in your head. Huge thanks to JVB, KP and Frankie for setting this up. So despite my feeb skills, I’m actually going to practice up and play in this match. It will be 5 on 5, and with JVB and me that leaves just 3 slots. I’m sure you’re wondering who those people will be.
We’ll be switching out people for each match if we can. Here’s the roster:
1st match
2nd match
3rd match
JVB
JVB
JVB
foo mo jive
foo mo jive
foo mo jive
CapnKrunk
RusOmi7677
LoneBananaFone
Glewis
Samanator
DrThom
Dialpex
Painkilla05
Kimo23
Here’s the list of reserves, in case someone can’t make it:
BrentGamer
Chevelle65
ImmortalThree
QualityJeverage
Ciclonic
Freak in a Box
Vote4JR
Rist Peblo
Cowbel
Juice57
Renegad3
Sgt Sharpie
IMPORTANT: If you are on this list, email me right away at foomojive@gmail.com to let me know if you can make it or not!
This list may change depending on availability. And just to avert the inevitable, realize thiat I’d love to bring our top 50 contributors but that ain’t happenin’. It was a tough decision on picking the 1st string and reserves, so let’s congratulate these people for making the team and not get cranky if you didn’t make it or if you’re in the reserves instead of the 1st string. We got love for you too.
Spread the word! I can’t wait!! Oh and we need to practice together. More on that coming soon.
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Podtacular is going to battle the Bungie crew in the Bungie Humpday Challenge!
The rumors are true, the Unofficial Halo Podcast is going up against the official Halo everything! I’m pretty sure the date is Wednesday, June 14th Wednesday, June 7th at 8pm pacific. That’s 11pm eastern in case you don’t have an abacus in your head. Huge thanks to JVB, KP and Frankie for setting this up. So despite my feeb skills, I’m actually going to practice up and play in this match. It will be 5 on 5, and with JVB and me that leaves just 3 slots. I’m sure you’re wondering who those people will be.We’ll be switching out people for each match if we can. Here’s the roster:
1st match 2nd match 3rd match JVB JVB JVB foo mo jive foo mo jive foo mo jive CapnKrunk RusOmi7677 LoneBananaFone Glewis Samanator DrThom Dialpex Painkilla05 Kimo23 Here’s the list of reserves, in case someone can’t make it:
BrentGamer Chevelle65 ImmortalThree QualityJeverage Ciclonic Freak in a Box Vote4JR Rist Peblo Cowbel Juice57 Renegad3 Sgt Sharpie IMPORTANT: If you are on this list, email me right away at foomojive@gmail.com to let me know if you can make it or not!
This list may change depending on availability. And just to avert the inevitable, realize thiat I’d love to bring our top 50 contributors but that ain’t happenin’. It was a tough decision on picking the 1st string and reserves, so let’s congratulate these people for making the team and not get cranky if you didn’t make it or if you’re in the reserves instead of the 1st string. We got love for you too.
Spread the word! I can’t wait!! Oh and we need to practice together. More on that coming soon.
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Halo Movie Dos And Don’ts, Part I
In the wake of rumors that the Halo movie will be pushed back from its rumored 2007 release date due to its rumored lack of a director and rumored delay of the rumored principal photography that was rumored to have taken place somewhere in New Zealand about now, but allegedly hasn’t, several readers suggested I write something on how I thought the Halo movie ought to be done.
To a certain extent, to do so is a little unfair and perhaps counterproductive. Any idea for the film, if expressed in enough detail, would be indistinguishable from an unsolicited script thrown into a studio slush pile. Either it’ll just be ignored (as most probably deserve to be) or it would be read. Having been read, if any ideas actually got into the movie, it could form the basis for complaints on the part of the author that the studio used them without compensation.
Or, worse still, a random coincidence between any idea in such a script and the film itself might be used as a basis for such a complaint. So, in a way, writing too much about cool things you’d like to see in the movie almost guarantees those things won’t be, especially if it’s something new and unique and interesting, rather than just something you’ve already seen in the games or read in the books.
Besides, the only fair way to do that would be to pen a complete script; and if I was capable of writing a good Halo movie script that would be a critical and commercial success I think there’d have been more of an indication of it before now.
However, what I will do is take some cues from the games, the books, the rumored script by Alex Garland, which I have previously spent time dissecting, and do something that’s not allowed at the Movie Cynics Database at HBO. I’ll write a simple list of things I think the Halo movie Should or Should Not do and explain why.
Click “read more” from the front page for the entire article.
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Submit stuff for Episode 66: The Halo 3 Show
Darn memorial day weekend screwed me all up, I thought it was Tuesday today. Since we’re recording tomorrow, we better get something to talk about! That’s where you come in…
Bungie is designing Halo 3. They should know what the community wants.
We all know Halo 3 will be more than Halo 2 with an assault rifle and spiffy new gloves. What would you put in it? You should already have plenty of inspiration knowing that there is a modified assault rifle in there and new gloves (and boots) to work with. What other weapons will be in there? Will there be new forerunner, human, or covenant vehicles/weapons? What will they look like? New power ups? New game types? New matchmaking system? New shield system? New team collaboration system? New movement options? Let’s let them know what we think should be in there!
Just send in your ideas by clicking the link on the right that says submit news and tips, fill in your tip and send it on in. Just try not to send stuff we’ve already covered if you can help it. Be sure to tell us your gamertag so we can give you credit.
I play Halo 3 but my real passion is Bubble Bobble!
Apparently there are people out there that play other games besides Halo 2. If you have any games you think us Halo 2 jarheads would like, why don’t you let us know about them? Just send us a little mini-review of the game with your gamertag. It would be cool if we covered a bunch of classic games this time too just for variety.
Make it quick! Deadline to get in your idea is Thursday night!
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Submit stuff for Episode 66: The Halo 3 Show
Darn memorial day weekend screwed me all up, I thought it was Tuesday today. Since we’re recording tomorrow, we better get something to talk about! That’s where you come in…
Bungie is designing Halo 3. They should know what the community wants.
We all know Halo 3 will be more than Halo 2 with an assault rifle and spiffy new gloves. What would you put in it? You should already have plenty of inspiration knowing that there is a modified assault rifle in there and new gloves (and boots) to work with. What other weapons will be in there? Will there be new forerunner, human, or covenant vehicles/weapons? What will they look like? New power ups? New game types? New matchmaking system? New shield system? New team collaboration system? New movement options? Let’s let them know what we think should be in there!
Just send in your ideas by clicking the link on the right that says submit news and tips, fill in your tip and send it on in. Just try not to send stuff we’ve already covered if you can help it. Be sure to tell us your gamertag so we can give you credit.
I play Halo 3 but my real passion is Bubble Bobble!
Apparently there are people out there that play other games besides Halo 2. If you have any games you think us Halo 2 jarheads would like, why don’t you let us know about them? Just send us a little mini-review of the game with your gamertag. It would be cool if we covered a bunch of classic games this time too just for variety.
Make it quick! Deadline to get in your idea is Thursday night!
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Podtacular now has a Halo PC clan!
If any of you out there play Halo PC, you can now roll with the Podtacular crew as you brandish your pistol and assault rifle. There are 3(!) overlords of this new clan: Nightfox10, Spartan1118, and Unr3alchi3f. Thanks for makin’ it happen, guys! Read this forum post for more details on how to get involved.
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Podtacular now has a Halo PC clan!
If any of you out there play Halo PC, you can now roll with the Podtacular crew as you brandish your pistol and assault rifle. There are 3(!) overlords of this new clan: Nightfox10, Spartan1118, and Unr3alchi3f. Thanks for makin’ it happen, guys! Read this forum post for more details on how to get involved.
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Marty Rocks. (And so does the rest of the team.)
The winners of our last 7 on the 7th contest have begun to receive their prizes – Geary posted a pic in our forum, and wigglepie13 emailed us a nice thank-you. All I have to say is thanks, Bungie! Update: And one more, from Sane Intolerant. Nice!
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There Are Other Alternatives.
Stuntmutt is no longer in Barbados, but it’ll be a few days before the sunburn has healed enough for him to get back to cutting and pasting – so it’s a good thing that there are still a few celebrity guest strips in the queue. Today’s One One Se7en, for example, was created by Pinkuh, and features a joke so bad even Stuntmutt wouldn’t take credit for it. Or would he…?
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Hunter Fireworks?
Rockslider plays with frozen hunters on Silent Cartographer – check the overview on our forum, and visit his Bad Cyborg site for full details. Whee!
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Gruntco Base Defense
Yesterday, another movie wound its way through the MPRRS – and once again, 9 reviewers said ‘pass’, one reviewer said ‘not only will I not pass this, but I’ll score it 35% below the average’ – which pretty much guarantees a fail. (To be absolutely clear: reviewers don’t see numerical grades from other reviewers, and every reviewer is fully entitled to his or her own opinion; the comments above were by way of explaining why I was releasing a film that hadn’t passed the system we set up. It’s ALWAYS within my discretion to override the reviewers… but unless there’s a clear disparity, as in this case, I rarely do.) I watched it; the voice acting could use a little work, but the concept is solid, and the execution pretty funny. It’s a submission by KingChuck and Team Conquest, and it’s called ‘Gruntco Base Defense’ – and you can make up your OWN mind about whether it’s funny or not. WMP9 version is 37.5 mb, QuickTime version is 36.5 mb.
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VGL Philly PR
The Video Games Live crew sent along a press release for the Philadelphia show – in addition to the show itself, there’s a nice contest, and a meet-and-greet session with (among other game music luminaries) Marty O’Donnell and Mike Salvatori. Give it a read.
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BOLLing for soup-erman
Over at Bungie.net, there’s a very cool interview with BOLL, a community member who tends to stand out if you pay any attention to community members. Go read about what makes him tick – I apologize that somehow, I can’t find an original picture of his elite carving; I remember telling him to mail it to us as an entry for the Pillar of Art contest. (He decided it was too expensive to ship.) And what would a BOLL piece be without a cool Flash tidbit? Go read. Update: Heh – good to know at least ONE person kept that original stuff. Here’s a screenshot of Battleground: Halo’s front page (they’re now HaloPlanet) when BOLL’s carving was featured back in 2002, and here are the three cam shots (0902 | 0903 | 0904). Ah, memories…
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UNSC In Amber Clad FFG-142 Frigate
For PSP – 2.34MB
From SoundEffect:
Frigates are a necessary addition to the space vessels of the UNSC. They primarily provide escort duties for larger ships and are often assigned patrol missions, rather than being a frontline vessel. The conflict with the Covenant has redirected many frigates to much more active battle roles. One of the key frigates of note in recent times is the UNSC In Amber Clad FFG-142, under the command of Commander Miranda Keyes, daughter of the late Captain Jacob Keyes. The In Amber Clad is the second UNSC ship to discover a Forerunner artifact ringworld known as Halo.
Render created by Major.Dump
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Anatomy of a Work in Progress
Pinkuh was one of the artists that graciously agreed to create cool artwork for HBO visitors for our E3 Poster Contest – and since she send along progress reports, I thought it might be fun to show people how she works. Visit this page for a series of images (with commentary), showing her progress along the way!
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I’m cleaning out my closet
Every few months or so I like to clear out my friends list to make room to play with some people I haven’t played with before. This also removes the people that don’t play Xbox Live or Halo 2 any more. I’ll be doing this in the next few days so if you want to send me a friend request now’s your chance. Gamertag: foo mo jive (with spaces).
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The Maw Tournament
Bungie.net has word of a 64-player Halo PC Slayer tournament coming up next month – swing by and read the details!
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I’m cleaning out my closet
Every few months or so I like to clear out my friends list to make room to play with some people I haven’t played with before. This also removes the people that don’t play Xbox Live or Halo 2 any more. I’ll be doing this in the next few days so if you want to send me a friend request now’s your chance. Gamertag: foo mo jive (with spaces).

