Last week, for our Friday Caption Fun festivities, you provided quips for an image featuring a rather unusual Halo vehicle. Here are the top captions you left for that particular image!

“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” –a parody
“The only force more dangerous than the Covenant? A foe humanity has faced from the beginning: mud.” –S1LV3RH00D
“It’s 2552, and still no flying cars… but who cares?! We have THIS!” –Xenoblade013
“Okay, just make sure Kat doesn’t… oh -Yoink!-” –VRTX Raptor
“Though the vehicle was fully capable of it, Bill refused to splatter anyone,
in fear that they might scratch the paint job.” –Pending storm
“Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?” –Blake Jimenez
“Although initially impressed with the speed of the new Warthog, Spartan-327 Mark soon realized
that the lack of off-road capabilities severely hindered its performance on the battlefield.” –FSR HoneyBadger
“They see me rollin’, they be hatin’.” –Coux73
“Stupid traffic, I should be killing Grunts by now!” –AKG Range
Now that we’ve wrapped up that picture, let’s start a new one. Up for your captioning pleasure this week is an image featuring a flexible Spartan. Soak in the screenshot, then leave your witty and relevant quip in a comment. Off you go!

Author: DHG RedDragon