Aw yeah, we’re getting locked and loaded for another action-packed episode. But this one’s all about you!

If Barbara Streisand sang a song about Halo, it’d go something like this

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This one game my friend and i threw stickies at eachother and the stickies stuck eachother!

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This week we have some cool tips, tricks, and strategies on how to get the highest metagame score on Crow’s Nest, the second mission in Halo 3. We also talk about how to get the hidden skulls in this level. We also cover more crucial matters like handlebar mustaches, third nipples and the infamous Barbara Streisand video game. Our guest this week is the notorious Lord Gideon from Praetoria Guard, one of the longest running Halo clans out there. Pod art this week comes from spoofmaniac and is available in it’s full glory here. Strap on your earphones and buckle up!

So during the Week Without Internet here are a few things that went on:

Joe Staten‘s new Halo book, Contact Harvest, came out. It covers the first Human-Covenant engagements from the perspective of Avery Johnson. Bungie.net has the prologue online. GameTap has a two part interview with Staten about the novel. G4TV also has an interview with Staten about the novel.

Now that Luke Smith, formerly of 1Up, is now at Bungie LLC, 1Up has followed up on his Broken Halo article with a Halo Repair article about Halo 3.

Information from HBO and other sources contributed to this summary.

The Thunderstorm skull is found the the level, The Covenant . It turns all grunts into spec-op grunts (I forget if it increases the rank of brutes and jackals but I doubt it does).

EDITOR’S NOTE: It gives a promotion to any unit that has ranks and can receive one, including Brutes.

You better be good at getting headshots because these grunts just won’t die! I have to put a whole assault rifle clip into them if I don’t aim for the head! Anyways, onto how to get it.

Step 1
After you deactivate the 1st tower, get into a hornet.

Step 2
Fly over to the 2nd tower that the Arbiter and the elites deactivated.

Step 3
Land on the 2nd tower.

Step 4
Climb up to the top of the big ramp.

Step 5
Pick up the skull.

Now you have the Thunderstorm skull. Hope you enjoy wasting your ammo on one grunt and the 10g.

P.S. Congrats on the podcast!

Notice the Cingular Blackjack atop the Linksys router and two 360s logged into XBL

XBL with your cell phone?! You bet! If you are in an area where broadband is unavailable, and your only means of an internet connection is dial-up, then you have an alternative. Your cell phone. For XBL, and much more. Read on about how we had 10 XBOX 360’s connected to XBOX Live via my cell phone.

I know this, because until just recently, I was in that situation. I live in a rural hell which I define as anywhere without available broadband internet.

I am a resourceful person. I searched and exhausted any and all options to get broadband at my house. Cable/DSL/T1… you name it– I have looked into it. None of these were an option for me. Of the 3 or 4 different cable companies in my area, none serviced my address, nor had any immediate plans to. My house is too far away from the nearest telecom station for me to recieve a DSL signal. A T1 connection would just cost too much. Not a realistic choice. I was stuck with dial-up, which never yielded more than 26kbps for me. My internet was slower than two old people scrumping.

Another thing you should know about me: I am stubborn. Too stubborn to live with what many of my neighbors live with, have been living with for quite some time, and will probably continue to live with. My next option? Wireless. But where to start? There are not that many carriers, and the devices are somewhat cumbersome as far as what they’ll accomplish. But, I knew that there were OTA transmissions on a cell phone network that reached speeds far in excess of 26k. It wasn’t as good as Cable or DSL, but it was a start. My research led me to the Samsung i607 Blackjack on AT&Ts EDGE (and soon 3G, but we’ll get into that later) network.

Why this phone? Several reasons. 1) It is 3G capable. 3G is a general term, referring to cell phone networks that are rolling out a 3rd generation wireless data streams capable of broadband speeds, using a signal called UMTS (Universal Mobile Telecommunications Systems) 2) It has Windows Mobile on it. I knew I needed something that would play nice with my XP Pro PC. Other data devices are available, some with WinMobile, others with their own O/Ss. The Blackjack had the most features, and the best capabilities to price ratio for my needs.

So how did I use a cell phone as my ISP? Windows has a neat little feature called Internet Connection Sharing. This does exactly what you’d think, it enables a PC to share it’s internet connection with other local PCs, via a small local network, or even a crossover cable. Both PCs need to have ICS, so both need Windows, hence my need for Windows Mobile on the device. The Blackjack, when you think about it, is really more of a PC than a phone. It has a processor. It has memory. And it has storage, although not in the form of a hard drive, but flash storage. It also has an I/O system, and an OS. It has networking capabilities, both wired and wireless. It meets all the basic criteria of a PC. With the included software, you can sync it w/ your PC, and share data between the two. None of this is news to most folks.

What I did find to be surprising, both to myself and others, is that by “bridging” the connection that my PC uses (i.e. my Blackjack connected via USB) to my Local Connection (ie my Xbox 360 via ethernet) I could connect to XBL. At this point, it’s less complicated, yet more confusing than you’d think. On my part, it required a little research, a moderate amount of reboots, and more trial-and-error than anything else.

Matt places an order for pizza while the people at the LAN party are connected to XBOX Live

FYI: AT&T is rolling out their 3G services for Huntsville in November of 2007. AT&Ts 3G is capable of 3.6Mbps download and 384Kbps upload. Those are peak speeds, and are dependent on factors such as signal strength, interference, and other things inherent to wireless technology. Note that 3G was not available for me at the time of this release, nor during my sessions of XBL via my cell phone. I normally get speeds of 160Kbps down, and 80Kbps up.

So how is it done? Here’s the “uncomplicated, yet confusing” part. It was confusing to me, b/c I kept trying to use the “modem” feature of the Blackjack. This, while possible, and an option for anyone who wants to use it, has four major flaws: 1) It is significantly slower. This was apparent to me when browsing with IE6 on my PC was clearly slower than the Blackjack’s own Mobile IE browser. 2) It does not charge when it is in “modem” mode. 3) It uses up minutes. 4) In WinXP, you cannot bridge a dial-up connection w/ a high-speed connection. They BOTH have to be high-speed connections. The importance of this is moot if you’re only using the connection to surf. But if you want to share it with other PCs (or an Xbox 360) in your house, you must be able to bridge.

Then I found out about ICS. While I knew before-hand that my PC had it, I did NOT know, until having done more research, that the Blackjack had it. All I had to do was install the included data-sync software, plug the phone into the PC via USB, open ICS on the Blackjack, and select “Connect”. WinXP recognized it as an internet connection, and when I opened IE or Firefox, viola, I was connected.

At this point, and having seen the dramatic speed improvement, I began wondering about Xbox Live. Could I possibly connect to XBL using my PCs connection? Even if that connection is from a cell phone? Only one way to find out!

I connected everything, my Blackjack to my PC’s USB port, and my Xbox to my PC’s ethernet port, opened up “Network Connections” from the Control Panel, highlighted both “High-Speed Data Connections”, right-clicked on either one, and selected “Bridge Connections”. I then made a few changes to my Xbox Network settings (when I used my router, there were no changes necessary, but using a crossover cable, I had to make some IP and DNS changes), and I was signing onto XBL through my cell phone!

What followed? I recently hosted a Halo 3 LAN party (HALOween) and we had 10 XBOX 360’s connected to XBOX Live through my cell phone. We even made a call for pizza while the boxes were connected. Because we were signed into XBOX Live at the LAN party, our stats and scores got uploaded to the Bungie.net servers. We could even download Halo 3 map variants and gametypes from XBOX Live.

I hope you found this little tutorial informing and entertaining. Right now, I wouldn’t recommend this unless it is your only option. But, as wireless technology becomes more robust, and data devices advance, this will be a viable option for many users in the near future.

BTW: Goku got a RRoD

XBL with your cell phone?! You bet! If you are in an area where broadband is unavailable, and your only means of an internet connection is dial-up, then you have an alternative. Your cell phone. For XBL, and much more.

I know this, because until just recently, I was in that situation. I live in a rural hell which I define as anywhere without available broadband internet.

I am a resourceful person. I searched and exhausted any and all options to get broadband at my house. Cable/DSL/T1… you name it– I have looked into it. None of these were an option for me. Of the 3 or 4 different cable companies in my area, none serviced my address, nor had any immediate plans to. My house is too far away from the nearest telecom station for me to recieve a DSL signal. A T1 connection would just cost too much. Not a realistic choice. I was stuck with dial-up, which never yielded more than 26kbps for me. My internet was slower than two old people scrumping.

Another thing you should know about me: I am stubborn. Too stubborn to live with what many of my neighbors live with, have been living with for quite some time, and will probably continue to live with. My next option? Wireless. But where to start? There are not that many carriers, and the devices are somewhat cumbersome as far as what they’ll accomplish. But, I knew that there were OTA transmissions on a cell phone network that reached speeds far in excess of 26k. It wasn’t as good as Cable or DSL, but it was a start. My research led me to the Samsung i607 Blackjack on AT&Ts EDGE (and soon 3G, but we’ll get into that later) network.

Why this phone? Several reasons. 1.) It is 3G capable. 3G is a general term, referring to Cell phone networks that are rolling out a 3rd generation wireless data streams capable of broadband speeds, using a signal called UMTS (Universal Mobile Telecommunications Systems) 2.) It has Windows Mobile on it. I knew I needed something that would play nice with my XP Pro PC. Other data devices are available, some with WinMobile, others with their own O/Ss. The Blackjack had the most features, and the best capabilities to price ratio for my needs.

So how did I use a cell phone as my ISP? Windows has a neat little feature called Internet Connection Sharing. This does exactly what you’d think, it enables a PC to share it’s internet connection with other local PCs, via a small local network, or even a crossover cable. Both PCs need to have ICS, so both need Windows, hence my need for Windows Mobile on the device. The Blackjack, when you think about it, is really more of a PC than a phone. It has a processor. It has memory. And it has storage, although not in the form of a hard drive, but flash storage. It also has an I/O system, and an OS. It has networking capabilities, both wired and wireless. It meets all the basic criteria of a PC. With the included software, you can sync it w/ your PC, and share data between the two. None of this is news to most folks.

What I did find to be surprising, both to myself and others, is that by “bridging” the connection that my PC uses, i.e. my Blackjack, which connects via USB, to my Local Connection, being my Xbox, via ethernet, I could connect to XBL. At this point, it’s less complicated, yet more confusing than you’d think. On my part, it required a little research, a moderate amount of reboots, and more trial-and-error than anything else.

FYI: AT&T is rolling out their 3G services for Huntsville in November of 2007. AT&Ts 3G is capable of 3.6Mbps download and 384Kbps upload. Those are peak speeds, and are dependent on factors such as signal strength, interference, and other things inherent to wireless technology. Note that 3G was not available for me at the time of this release, nor during my sessions of XBL via my cell phone. I was getting speeds of 160Kbps down, and 80Kbps up.

So how is it done? Here’s the “uncomplicated, yet confusing” part. It was confusing to me, b/c I kept trying to use the “modem” feature of the Blackjack. This, while possible, and an option for anyone who wants to use it, has four major flaws: 1) It is significantly slower. This was apparent to me when browsing with IE6 on my PC was clearly slower than the Blackjack’s own Mobile IE browser. 2) It does not charge when it is in “modem” mode. 3) It uses up minutes. 4) In WinXP, you cannot bridge a dial-up connection w/ a high-speed connection. They BOTH have to be high-speed connections. The importance of this is moot if you’re only using the connection to surf. But if you want to share it with other PCs (or an Xbox) in your house, you must be able to bridge.

Then I found out about ICS. While I knew before-hand that my PC had it, I did NOT know, until having done more research, that the Blackjack had it. All I had to do was install the included data-sync software, plug the phone into the PC via USB, open ICS on the Blackjack, and select “Connect”. WinXP recognized it as an internet connection, and when I opened IE or Firefox, voila, I was connected.

At this point, and having seen the dramatic speed improvement, I began wondering about Xbox Live. Could I possibly connect to XBL using my PCs connection? Even if that connection is from a cell phone? Only one way to find out!

I connected everything, my Blackjack to my PC’s USB port, and my Xbox to my PC’s ethernet port, opened up “Network Connections” from the Control Panel, highlighted both “High-Speed Data Connections”, right-clicked on either one, and selected “Bridge Connections”. I then made a few changes to my Xbox Network settings (when I used my router, there were no changes necessary, but using a crossover cable, I had to make some IP and DNS changes), and I was signing onto XBL through my cell phone!

I hope you found this little tutorial informing and entertaining. Right now, I wouldn’t recommend this unless it is your only option. But, as wireless technology becomes more robust, and data devices advance, this will be a viable option for many users in the near future.