Tommy92L created a PSA to encourage legit gaming… don’t boost, kids. (Louis Wu 13:07:28 UTC)

jake108 wrote in to say that Geekscape’s Teabag Prevention series is back, with Volume 2 – and the first map up is Orbital. Give it a read to see how you can best avoid that unpleasant gesture! (Louis Wu 13:06:57 UTC)

Hawty McBloggy continues her Friday Caption Fun series – Round 38 has a Spartan and an unusual pose. The captions from last week’s Arbiter/Sarge matchup panned out as expected, for the most part. (Louis Wu 13:06:37 UTC)

This week’s Breaking In article at Bungie.net focuses on Chad ‘Shishka’ Armstrong, a fan who lived the dream and went to work for the company he followed. Go learn more about him!(Louis Wu 13:06:14 UTC)

TheGameReviews.com has posted their Mythic Map Pack impressions – go see what they thought. (Not sure why the screenshots that go with the article are of Halo Wars…)(Louis Wu 13:05:24 UTC)

The Gamer Limit decided to figure out what Halo 3 players COULD have done with all the time they used to play Halo 3. (They didn’t even do the math right; they guesstimated 5,000 total years of playing time, when Bungie pointed out that the real number was above 64,000.) While it’s true that that many man-hours could have put a whole bunch more faces on Mount Rushmore… I’m thinking we’re better off without Mario up there.(Louis Wu 13:04:48 UTC)

Five new stories up in the Fan Fiction section today – go read!(Louis Wu 13:04:00 UTC)

7heSuper’s back with a new message for you… Ever wonder what Dr. Seuss might sound like in 500 years?(Louis Wu 19:39:45 UTC)

Sean Bradley let us know that the March issue of the 405th e-zine is now online – it’s 45 pages long, and chock-full of goodness like a the inside story of the building of Sean’s Arbiter costume (fantastic photos!), an interview with SkullCandyGirl, a spotlight on 405th member Moz, a bunch of fan fiction, a tutorial on smoothcasting… and more. Go grab a copy!(Louis Wu 19:16:33 UTC)

Bryan Simon has posted Volume Five of his Voicemail Chronicles – this looks to be the last one! Go enjoy the messages this man gets. And be happy you’re not him.(Louis Wu 19:14:56 UTC)

Step out for lunch, come back to a mountain of new content on Bungie.net. Stuff that caught my eye:

• Random’s Halo 3 Funtage focuses on sticks and mongoose kills.
• M1STA WU1FY has a Brute Shot montage for you. (Soundtrack is starting to sound overused…)
• Elephants Never Forget To Kill expands the concept of the Elephant Cannon. Things go boom.
• americanista123 continues his ‘Bungie Employee Montage’ series with a Blooper reel.
• This week’s Double XP Weekend is Grifball – the last Winter League Weekend! Go enjoy it.
• 360Sync has offered up three Mythic Map Pack codes… but it looks like B.net might have killed them.

There’s more there… but we’ve either posted it already, or… it’s not really postworthy. Go explore on your own!(Louis Wu 19:06:40 UTC)