Stuck on you.

 Explosions, fireworks, and more kills than you can possibly imagine.

In part 2 of the painful X-Ray attack series in Mortal Kombat you get: Boobs, Smoke getting hurt a lot, spinal damage and more! Join Brownman and myself as we scream at the screen while these poor “people” get broken.

Halo Waypoint has lifted the veil on its PAX Prime 2011 Halo celebration. Billed as “the largest and most expansive live Halo experience ever,” Halo Fest will take place all three days of the expo. You can look forward to exclusive panels, amazing prizes and tournaments, and it’s all included with your PAX Prime badge. If you can make it out to Seattle, Wash., go “see why the last 10 years of Halo were just the beginning.” Thanks, Dani, for the heads up!(Hitmonchan 08:40:13 UTC)

Halo Waypoint lifted the veil on its PAX Prime 2011 Halo celebration. Billed as “the largest and most expansive live Halo experience ever,” Halo Fest will take place all three days of the expo. You can look forward to exclusive panels, amazing prizes and tournaments, and it’s all included with your PAX Prime badge. If you can make it out to Seattle, go “see why the last 10 years of Halo were just the beginning.” Thanks, Dani, for the heads up!(Hitmonchan 08:40:13 UTC)

A few days ago I mentioned episode 16 of “Halo Reach Fails, Wins and WTF Moments.” AlaskanWhalers has produced three more episodes since then. My God, man, when do you sleep? Episode 19 features a wicked spawn glitch on Powerhouse. Here’s the last two episodes (17 | 18) for those who’d like to catch up. Keep ’em coming!(Hitmonchan 08:08:16 UTC)

A few days ago I mentioned episode 16 of “Halo Reach Fails, Wins and WTF Moments.” AlaskanWhalers has produced three more episodes since then. My God, man, when do you sleep? Episode 19 features a wicked spawn glitch on Powerhouse. Here’s the last two episodes (17 | 18) for those who’d like to catch up. Keep ’em coming!(Hitmonchan 08:08:16 UTC)

CMNeir and the crew are back in the newest episode of “Halo Reach Tricks.” With the help of several community members, the gang explains how to get out of Condemned in Forge. It was pretty funny to boot. Check it out! (Hitmonchan 03:36:14 UTC)

Iceman designed an adorable LEGO minifig Spartan armed with a shotgun and a jetpack. He used a black Sharpie to color in the little details on the armor. It’s simple but effective. Go look!(Hitmonchan 03:22:40 UTC)

2old2play raised $1,600 for the Child’s Play charity! Those guys and gals continue to amaze me. For more information about the charity, visit the group’s website.(Hitmonchan 03:12:41 UTC)

Hey everybody! It’s the second of May! You know what that means! AHWU! Enjoy!

Today’s Portal 2 video is a little different. It’s like a virtual tour through the art gallery that is Portal 2. Check it out to see what I mean.

On Microsoft Vancouver’s new website, it said it’s working on a AAA core shooter for the Kinect. Destructoid has heard rumors of a Halo game coming from the studio. This does fit up with Microsoft registering the KinectHalo.com domain, but it could be the rumored Gears of War Kinect game. Whatever the case may be, we might be getting a hardcore shooter for the Kinect. Thanks, REMEMBER CITADEL, for the initial find!(Hitmonchan 21:31:57 UTC)

Attention, entire world. Why aren’t you in Vancouver right now? Kathleen (aka Tex), Nico (from Trocadero) and Luke (the artist of m*therf*ck*in’ RT Comics) are there. Go say “hi”.

Community
–PSN and XBL Security Issues
–Achievement HORSE #21
–Fails of the Weak! Volume 32
–Weekend Hunt

AH Videos
–Schrodinger’s Catch, Ship Overboard, Overclocker, Preservation of Mass, Smash TV, Portrait of a Lady, and No Hard Feelings video guides in Portal 2
–Good Listener, You Made Your Point, and Pit Boss video guide in Portal 2
-A presence I’ve not felt since part 2 in LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars
-Babalities part 1, part 2, and part 3 in Mortal Kombat
-Stage Fatalities part 1, part 2, and part 3 in Mortal Kombat
–X-Ray Attacks part 1 in Mortal Kombat
–Top 10 Xbox 360 Easter Eggs
–Singing Turrets Eater Egg in Portal 2
–Rage Quit: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Community Videos
–Portal Conservation Society and Party of Three video guides in Portal 2 from BioHRay and Nand
–Smash TV video guide in Portal 2 from BioHRay and FlapNasty3
–Empty Gesture video guide in Portal 2 from shovelmage
–Ship Overboard video guide in Portal 2 from Ollie123456
–Getting Wood and Benchmarking video guide in Minecraft from L0rdVex
–Going For Gold video guide in Portal: Still Alive from shovelmage
–Tin Boy and Iron Boy video guide in Super Meat Boy from Soothersayer57 and BioHRay
–Fatal and Tragic video guide in Homefront from MrCheevo
–Preservation of Mass, Overclocker, Good Listener, No Hard Feelings, Scanned Alone, Shrodinger’s Catch, Made Your Point and Pit Boss video guide in Portal 2 from CreepyDoll
–Speedy Warrior video guide in Dynasty Warriors 7 from HGN_Kevin
–Pistol Whipped video guide in Homefront from Xngine
–Pit Master video guide in Mortak Komabt from Nand
–What Cat? video guide in Half-Life 2 from DexterGrif19

Xbox 360 Achievements
-Added achievements for LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean
-Added achievements for Brink
-Added achievements for History Channel: Great Battles Medieval
-Added achievements forDungeon Siege III
-Added achievements for MX vs. ATV Alive
-Added achievements for Green Lantern: Rise of the Manhunters
-Added achievements for The Adventures of Shuggy
-Added achievements for Captain America: Super Soldier
-Added DLC achievements for Fantastic Pets
-Added secret achievements for Operation Flashpoint: Red River
-Added secret achievements for Thor: God of Thunder
-Added secret achievements for L.A. Noire
-Added secret achievements for Hunted: The Demon’s Forge
-Added secret achievements for Red Faction: Armageddon
-Added secret achievements for The First Templar
-Added secret achievements for Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon

Windows Phone 7 Achievements
-Added achievements for Pitfall!
-Added achievements for Hydro Thunder Go
-Added achievements for geoDefense

Games for Windows LIVE Achievements
-Added achievements for Section 8: Prejudice

PlayStation 3 Trophies
-Added trophies for SOCOM 4: U.S. Navy SEALs

Steam Achievements
-Added achievements for Universe Sandbox

Web Game Achievements
-Added update achievements for Adventures in Ponyville

Hey! it’s a mech game, WITH MECHS! and I’m Tonyski. Fragger’s in there too. There’s also collectables and tanks and more stuff blowing up in New York.

Today’s Portal 2 video is a little different. I was so blown away by all of the hidden pieces of art around the game, I decided to compile them into a video. It’s an art gallery with portals and robots!

CaptainTony noticed a very recognizable face in Leviathan’s Twitpic stream… I’m really curious to see the rest of the project!(Louis Wu 20:33:26 UTC)