Last week, for our Friday Caption Fun festivities, you provided quips for an image featuring a rather unusual splatter. Here are the top captions you left for that particular image!

 

“This is the third image of the Curiosity landing that NASA didn’t want the public to see.” –LUDA04
“After the results of several experiments, Spartans learned to tread lightly.” –m3rkMS
“Wheelhicular Manslaughter!” –BIG ERN 108
“Legend has it that Noble Team member Kat was just as bad at changing tires as she was at driving.” –KINGCOBRADUDE
“And so young Blue had learned to “track” his enemies, just not in the way his UNSC instructors tried to teach him.” –m3rkMS
“I’m sooooo tired! Get it…because I said tire…ah, forget it.” –V01T41RE
“The deadly Veloci-splattor just needed some fine-tuning to attack the Covenant instead.” –Heroic Snorro
“Freddy always took the idea of being the “wheelman” too seriously.” –Steph7297
“And on that day, Red Team learned that replacing someone’s parachute with a tire was NOT a good practical joke.” –petetheduck

Now that we’ve wrapped up that picture, let’s start a new one. Up for your captioning pleasure this week is an image featuring a super sneaky Spartan. Soak in the screenshot, then leave your witty and relevant quip in a comment. Off you go!

Author: TheOne008

 

From Rooster Teeth:

Jack and Geoff bring you the 100th episode of Fails of the Weak! They’d like to thank you for all the support and are happy to announce that they are taking new submissions for fails at http://www.ahuploads.com/. Here’s to 100 more episodes!

Editor’s note: Language is mature. Proceed with caution.

Fails of the Weak 100

Sideshow Collectibles unveiled their Halo: Anniversary Premium Format Figure last month at San Diego Comic-Con. What they didn’t reveal, though, was that they also have a Sideshow Collectibles exclusive edition, which includes an additional swap out for arms with a Needler. So if you have a thing for impaling your enemies with explosively-sharp crystalline shards (and who doesn’t, really?), you can pre-order the exclusive statue at Sideshow Collectibles.

From Community Customs:

Every other Friday night at 9pm EST, we get together on Halo: Reach and run some custom games. We play everything from Team Slayer to Knockin’ Zombs, and you can even bring your own custom maps to play! Just make sure to upload them on your File Share and let us know either in a comment or in the lobby which map and what game type to run with it. Hope to see you tonight!

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From Greenskull:

You’ve seen the Halo 4 UNSC Weapons video, now see it a cappella-style!

A Cappella Halo 4 UNSC Weapons Trailer

There’s nothing quite like fighting wave after wave of Covenant attackers. If you feel the same, you’ll want to hop into Anniversary Firefight or Firefight this weekend because starting today and ending on Sunday, games played and completed within those playlists will present you with the chance to receive a 27,000-credit bonus.

Happy Super Jackpot Weekend!

 

From undr zid:

This video features Escalation by MagicalZero ko & PEDRO BABY91. You can download the map here. Enjoy!

Forge Cafe Halo: Reach Map Spotlight 5 – Escalation