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Fails of the Weak Volume 139
Geoff and Jack are back for the latest Fails of the Weak – focus is on crotch-related deaths. (Thanks, Jack. No, really. Thanks.) You can watch it on AH.com or YouTube – and you can thank Nikko B201 for the heads-up.(Louis Wu 16:17:39 UTC)
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Halo 4 Friday Caption Fun 8
Last week, for our Friday Caption Fun festivities, you provided quips for an image featuring a rather fancy vehicle. Here are the top captions you left for that particular image!
“Oh, your team has a Warthog? Yeah, we don’t have one of those…” –A sLackEr X
“Hey guys, you’ll never guess what I got in the last ordnance drop!” –ShadowSniper002
“Unfortunately, in order to make room for the armaments, the new Mongoose no longer comes with an engine. Or a horn.” –Pending storm
“Stay close to me. I’m your best chance for survival.” –FlavorousTube8
“Thanks UNSC, for pimping my ride!” –ShadEO9
“Tank beats…. never mind.” –sarcasmbully
“Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?!” –MeCauseIShotYou
“This isn’t even my final form!” –Manasseh Pauling
“He hasn’t been the same since the vasectomy…” –L3roy J3nkins96
“Imma firin’ ma lazer…and my Rocket Launcher…and my sniper…and my Incineration Cannon… and my-” –SogenSamurai
Now that we’ve wrapped up that picture, let’s start a new one. Up for your captioning pleasure this week is an image featuring a rather fancy vehicle. Soak in the screenshot, then leave your witty and relevant quip in a comment. Off you go!Author: lizking10152011
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Halo 4 Sniper Rifle, from Punished Props
Wow – awesome Halo 4 Sniper Rifle replica, built by @chinbeard – definitely not to scale, but it’s GORGEOUS. Thanks, Laird!(Louis Wu 19:22:58 UTC)
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Podtacular 366 – Arena Gaming League

From Dust Storm:
Arena Gaming League has made long strides since its inception back in November 2011 and now it’s the premiere league for competitive Halo. We have the privilege of having AGL founder Brad Weir and AGL Wired founder Connor White to talk about how AGL was founded and upcoming AGL events. We talk about AGL Knoxville, the upcoming conference-style AGL Wired and changes coming to AGL and its tournaments. Enjoy!
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Be There Or Be Square
Just a quick reminder that Halo Waypoint will be streaming the new Halo 4 weapon tuning settings today at 2 PM PDT. You can watch the stream on the official 343 Twitch channel.(mastrbiggy 19:06:25 UTC)
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Halo 4 – Fails of the Weak 139
From Rooster Teeth:
After a week’s hiatus, (thanks Michael and Gavin!) Jack and Geoff are back to kick your day off right with some Halo mockery.
Editor’s note: Language is mature. Proceed with caution.
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Showing Some Love… Again
Back in July 2009, Carnage A51 (then known as OMFGCarnage) released a Halo 3-based Rube Goldberg machine which broke new ground. I liked it then – and I still like it now. He stopped by our forum to announce that he’s remastered it (new soundtrack, higher-quality visuals), and re-released it; if you missed it the first time around, give it a look! Update: pete_the_duck recently reuploaded his, as well. It’s a veritable Goldberg Cornucopia!(Louis Wu 17:32:41 UTC)
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Reclaimer – Everything In Its Place
TTL Demag0gue let us know about today’s Reclaimer – rota fortunae. Go read!(mastrbiggy 17:29:56 UTC)
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Halo’s Missing Gametype
Postmortem wondered whether it might be fun to turn the experience of exploring in Halo games into an official gametype… and went so far as to write up a treatment of the idea. Go give it a read, and see if you’d be interested in playing this way!(Louis Wu 17:29:02 UTC)
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Beyond Top 5 Halo 4 Plays, Episode 4
From Beyond Entertainment:
Beyond Entertainment is proud to showcase the fourth installment of our Top 5 series, with commentary by Nak3d Eli and editing by Jazzy.
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ASE Ep. 28: Marathon 1 – 2 Bigger Guns Nearby
Blackstar and Narcogen continue playing through the classic Bungie scifi shooter and precursor to Halo, Marathon.
Special thanks again to Craig Hardgrove for his excellent soundtrack remixes.
Wait after the credits for a short bonus of one (easy) grenade hop and the infrared goggles.
We’re doing this playthrough with:
Aleph One, free and open source versions of Marathon for Windows, Mac and Linux at http://source.bungie.org
Remixes of the Marathon soundtrack by Craig Hardgrove at http://themarathonmusic.com
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Music used in this episode:
“What About Bob?” by Alexander Seropian, remixed by Craig Hardgrove (intro music)
“Leela” by Alexander Seropian, remixed by Craig Hardgrove (gameplay background music)
“New Pacific (Reprise)” by Alexander Seropian, remixed by Craig Hardgrove (outro music)
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Podtacular 368: The Halo Mole
Download | Shownotes
The inevitable date draws closer as the Halo Bulletin reveals some of the final details behind the weapon tuning being implemented in two weeks. This time we get a look at some changes being made to vehicles. The new Community Forge Island playlist is also something to look out for coming next week to update our matchmaking experience. Finally, we have JakFire on to talk about a special project: The Halo Mole, a reality TV show brought to Halo. Come learn what it’s all about and more on this week’s episode. Enjoy
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Podtacular 368: The Halo Mole
Download | Shownotes
The inevitable date draws closer as the Halo Bulletin reveals some of the final details behind the weapon tuning being implemented in two weeks. This time we get a look at some changes being made to vehicles. The new Community Forge Island playlist is also something to look out for coming next week to update our matchmaking experience. Finally, we have JakFire on to talk about a special project: The Halo Mole, a reality TV show brought to Halo. Come learn what it’s all about and more on this week’s episode. Enjoy
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Speedrun – Mirror’s Edge comes to Halo
pete_the_duck created a new map he calls ‘Speedrun’ – it’s like other ‘run or die’ style minigame maps, but with a twist. Watch his video to see how it works, and why it’s better than what came before! (Louis Wu 22:37:56 UTC)
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Halo HORSE 127
The AchievementHunter office tournament continues – there are now so many people working there they have some ‘pre-Tournament matches’ to just get to the starting line. The Martinizer faces off against Kerry in one such prematch – go see who takes the slot! It’s available on both AH.com and YouTube – thanks, Nikko B201. (Louis Wu 21:03:12 UTC)
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First Strike Live Show Ep. 4
Gandhi, Ninja, Saucy, and Ghostayame got together for the fourth episode of their First Strike live show – topics of discussion included AGL Pittsburgh and Halo 4 ranks. Go listen! Thanks, CyReN.(Louis Wu 18:18:55 UTC)
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343 Snapshot: Spartan Party
Halo is a fictional universe. However, the place where it’s created is not. Serving as home to both Mister and Master Chief, little else is known about the inside of our studio…until now. Enjoy a teeny tiny peek inside 343 industries, and if you have a hankering to see or learn about something that isn’t overly top secret, send it to bsangel[at]halowaypoint.com and we’ll see what we can do!

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Halo 4 – Achievement PIG #127
From Rooster Teeth:
In today’s special episode of Achievement PIG, Kerry (Dragonface) faces off against The Martinizer in a Play-In PIG special event for the Halo HORSE Tournament! Who will win and advance on to play Burnie? Watch and learn!
Editor’s note: Language is mature. Proceed with caution.
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Visualizing the Halo Universe – Flood Forms
From Postmortem:
Visualizing the Halo Universe is a website designed to encourage artists of all kinds to come forth and share their unique visions of some of the least-seen aspects of the Halo universe by participating in set rounds of focused brainstorming and creation. Here are the results for Round 10!
DangerousDave submitted an excellent rendition of a Flood-infected zebra, taking inspiration from Halo story “The Last Voyage of the Infinite Succor” from the Halo Graphic Novel.
TDSPIRAL submitted a perfectly twisted (pun intended) vision of a rampaging elephant combat form.
And Sl’askia showed us the terrifying possibility of a new combat form, called the Devourer.
Thanks to all who submitted. Feel free to check out our archived page for Round 10 if you’d like to see what kind of combat forms the Halo community has envisioned previously, and remember to check in next Sunday for Round 11, this one focused on a human subject!





