Wow. 200 strips. And that doesn’t count Sundays, or Holidays, or Guest strips, or Archived strips. There are a lot of things you can say about Stuntmutt, but fly-by-night isn’t one of them. Today’s One One Se7en has got to be one of the worst puns EVER. Update: That BOLL just COULDN’T leave well enough alone, could he?

Five new stories for you in the Fan Fiction section… not too rough! Go read.

Gruntsbane, from Halo Babies, took some time out to talk to Dolbex, from MLGPro.com, about the comic strip, and the upcoming MLG Seattle event. Give it a read!

Agony points out a poll on the World Cyber Games site, asking for suggestions for games to be played at WCG 2005. Halo 2 is one of the FPS choices. If you vote, you have to vote for two choices in every category – just a heads-up.

Sparkypinball has posted another in his series of Halo multiplayer guides – this one is for Team Slayer. Swing on by Rampancy.net and read it. (And thanks to Sparky for pointing it out on our forum.)

Homefront, the Battlefield: Vietnam mod, has posted another update; Phantoms, Pelicans, FRGs. Thanks, Pballwizard.

Not to be outdone in the tournament writeup arena, cooked Gamer rapture wrote up a description of cooked Gamers’ path through the recent CPL Extreme Halo Championships (they fought back to second place after losing their very first match). Go read, and turn as green with envy as the $11,500 check they’re holding up… We heard about it on our forum.

There is a MASSIVE writeup on last week’s Halo50k3 tournament in Atlanta over at Bungie.net, penned by Dolbex, the man who made it all happen. Give it a read. Good stuff.

Makes me sad that this has to be pointed out… but what’s got to be done has got to be done. Frankie jumped into a thread on Bungie.net’s Underground Forum to flatly deny that Halo 2, or a demo for Halo 2, or anything REMOTELY RELATED TO PLAYABLE CODE will be released on August 24.

Halo 2 comes out on Nov. 9th or Nov. 11th for the UK. It does NOT come out on Aug 24th. You know what does come out on Aug. 24th? Some OXM special which does NOT, and I repeat does NOT have a Halo 2 demo on it.

It doesn’t get any plainer than that, folks. Go back to figuring out the ilovebees puzzle… but leave a playable Halo 2 out of it. (This was the last news post of yesterday’s news day… but apparently Count Zero was a bit too circumspect in his wording; I’ve received 3 separate emails from folks who didn’t notice that it was there at the top of the news page. I hope this is a bit more obvious.)

Frankie finally weighs in in an attempt to quash an incredibly persistent rumor. Can we all stop posting this as a fact now? Thanks to Littlebigman for pointing this out.

Watching (and judging!) 8 hours of video was a non-trivial exercise… but we’ve done it. The judges’ votes for our Going Nowhere Fast contest have been tallied, and a winner has emerged. By a really narrow margin, goatrope’s Silent Cartographer run was edged out by Trefitch’s Maw run – and Tre will be able to practice for the NEXT contest we host on his brand new Limited Edition Halo Xbox. (Kudos, too, to Cody Miller’s Library run, which also garnered high marks from all judges.) Again – you can download all 10 winning runs from the Going Nowhere Fast Status page. Congratulations to EVERYONE who entered – we had a blast watching these, and it was wonderful to see the interest this generated. Even if you didn’t win, just entering puts you in a pretty small minority of Halo speedrunners! (And yes, there is one more movie still coming; a best-of, cool tricks vid. Timing is still unknown, but we haven’t forgotten about it!)

Wow, very nice. Halo Universe has put up a new Halo 2 print ad (German) – it’s 1024×1494, 288K. (Thanks, Marc.) Beautiful! Can’t wait to see this one in US mags…

AngelicLionheart noticed an article on IGN PC about G-Phoria, G4TV’s Game of the Year show. In it is a mention of a playable Halo 2 demo (most likely the Zanzibar level shown at E3). AngelicLionheart wonders if we’ll see some footage of gameplay from someone there… To be complete, it should be noted that Frensa Geran pointed out that Halo 2 would be playable at G-Phoria last week, on our forum. For more on G-Phoria, there’s also an article at Gamespot, including a tiny film with a few seconds of Zanzibar footage (I couldn’t tell if it had been recycled from older releases, though).

The Xtournaments Crew writes to say that registration has been left open a bit longer, because of a mistake last Saturday – and to point out that the Spokane, WA tourney location has moved. Details can be found on the Xtournaments website. (For those just joining us, Xtournaments is a multicity 4v4 national Halo tournament taking place in various iGames locations beginning on August 14, with $15,000 in cash and prizes on the line.)

That Weasel points out that Episode 8 of ‘Grunts Are People Too!!!’ – The Good, The Bad, And The Chuckly – is now available for download from the GaPT website. 6.3 mb in WMP9 format, 11.8 mb in QuickTime-friendly .mp4 format, this one is an old-style western. Nice use of mods for interesting camera angles.

Red vs Blue has posted a fun film to pass the time until you get your Season 2 DVD (you DID order one, didn’t you?) – it was displayed a few weeks ago at Lincoln Center, during the ‘Wild Wild Web’ program, and now it’s available for the world. (This isn’t sponsors-only.) Check it out! Thanks, Anlawn.

Another 8 stories added to the Fan Fiction database – it’s looking like the new Fiction Comments setup is working. Lots of productive comments… keep it up!

A bunch of people noticed lots of activity on the Bungie Webcam last Friday and Saturday. Many, many people were playing Halo 2. (If you missed it, Tru7h Online was nice enough to archive it.) Well, the first writeup of this activity has appeared on 1UP.com; Che Chou, of Xbox Nation, has a nice update on his blog. (It’s the top post at the moment.) There’s no real content yet – “I can’t talk about any of it for a month so ask no questions and I tell you no lies” – but at least you know who all those people are! Thanks to op_ivy for noticing.

Konrad points out a pretty strange glitch that surfaced at the recent Dead Babies LANfest; the movie is truly crappy quality, and 7.4 mb in QuickTime format, but it shows KP racking up points in a slayer game by committing suicide. Can’t say that I’ve ever seen this before…

funkmon noticed a new Walkthrough of Halo on the Xbox.com Halo site – well, not new, exactly. The walkthrough itself (a 1.2 mb, 81-page PDF file) is dated October 18, 2001 – a month before the Xbox was released. Its inclusion on Xbox.com, however, dates back no more than a week or so. Interesting… (Don’t forget, if you’re stuck, there are also walkthroughs at Bungie.net and right here at HBO – though these two are targeted towards Legendary play, whereas the Xbox.com one is more general.) Update: Nick points out that the walkthrough date is very odd. October 18, 2001 was almost a week before Halo went gold; how could a walkthrough have been completed by that point? On the other hand, some of the people mentioned in the credits are inside the industry… curiouser and curiouser.