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Halo 2, who’s numerous gaming exploits were enjoyed by millions of gamers around the world, died recently.
Halo 2 died late August 29th, at Bungie Studios in Kirkland, WA due to complications involving the birth if his son Halo III. He was almost three years old.
The award winning gaming experience, who gamers around the world enjoyed spending time with, was always a friendly guy. “I must’ve spent weeks worth of time with that guy. He was always fun to be around, and he always had some of the coolest games to play.” long time friend Foo Mo Jive was quoted as saying.
Halo 2 was born on Nov. 9th 2004, at the same Bungie Studios location he died at. “I think Halo 2 would’ve wanted it that way.” Frankie was quoted in the upcoming biography ‘Halo 2: Hero and Legend.
Halo 2 lived a full life. His video gaming career began with a 4 year stay at FPS high, graduating Valedictorian. “That was one of the best days of my life” Halo 2 was once remembered as having said. But he didn’t stop there. While his college career began with a shakey start ( “My Alpha and Beta days were a nightmare.” He once said.) But with a lot of effort, he managed to graduate in the top of his class, earning several ‘ Best of ’04 awards’, as well as several nods as ‘Best XBox Game’.
Once Halo 2 graduated from college, it was time to head out into the world. Halo 2 ended up spending most of his lifespan partying. “Oh yeah, Halo 2 was a party animal. He was always at the biggest LAN Parties. Europe, America, even Australia! He was always on the go.” Frankie said.
Even though he led his life to the fullest, Halo 2 always had one dark secret: He wasn’t finished. While he managed to keep it hidden from the world for the longest time, th truth eventually came out. ” So it’s like “I’ve come to finish the fight” and then what? Nothing! I can’t believe that my parents left me hanging off that cliff.” Halo 2 once famously said to his psychologist.
Halo 2 is survived by his wife Bungie studios, and his son Halo III. Halo 2 will be buried at ‘High Ground Cemetery’ . The viewing will be on Sept. 12, and the burial will occur the following day. Money for flowers can be sent to the ‘Kick-ass flowers for a kick-ass game fund’. Frankie will be delivering the eulogy.
“When I look back on my life, what is there to say? I’ve had my ups (Hell on Beaver Creek, anyone?) and I’ve had my downs (damn cliff hangers), but it’s been one hell of a ride. To all my friends and family, thank you (except you Billy, you little rocket-whore), you’ve made it all worth while. May I bring you fun and joy in the years to come, and may you all have pleasnt days. Please, have fun with my son (Halo III), but don’t abuse him to bad. Good luck, and god’s speed in all your future endavors.” – Halo 2 on his deathbed.
