So the big news with housewives and Geoffs is that Ellen Degeneres is replacing Paula Abdul permanently on American Idol. I have no idea what kind of musical expertise she has, but she’s a Porsche de Rossi expert, so that makes her qualified for anything in my book.

After you’ve read today’s comic, then guffawed a bit, then read it again, guffawed a little more at the multiple layers of humor, then read AGAIN because you can’t believe human beings can be so funny, why not check out the two contests we have running over on Achievement Hunter. The winners get cool stuff like free video games, and I have it on good authority that the best kinds of video games are of the free variety.

We’ve added a special bonus scene to our last RT Short and it’s only for our awesome sponsors. Burnie and Geoff confront Joel when he makes some serious allegations about Pongo.

Ahoy folks. I’m still looking for a few more entries for the two contests I’m running right now!

Just wanted to give you a heads up that you still have time to submit your METAL FACE or your WOOOOs and win some free stuff. You like free stuff, don’t you???

If you haven’t entered yet, read the original post to get the details and then you are in the running for some coolness. Best of luck!

Alright, voting has begun on the best METAL FACE from Achievement Hunter. Go check out the bracket here, in our tournament section.

Then, when you are ready to decide who is MORE METAL, you can vote for your favorites, to see who moves on to round two!

All non-winners will be sacrificed to the METAL GODS!

Good luck everyone!

I’m sure you saw the last comic, so sure in fact, that I’m not even going to link it (hint: it’s a few posts below), but the shit has gotten crazy. Check out Paula’s retort to Ellen taking her old job.

Yesterday we had another mammoth gaming milestone grace one of our Achievement Hunters. RealDeal211 is the 5th Achievement Hunter the gain 100,000 gamerscore! Drop by his profile and congratulate him on this epic milestone.

In about 3 days or so, some game that everyone is hyped for is coming out. Not sure what the fuss is all about, but there might be some stuff on the front page next week that is related. You never know.

Need a montage?

Need a montage?

The tools of the trade.

The tools of the trade.

Team Xbox takes you on the guided tour.

Eyes on if you’re looking for intel.

Get up to speed on the Halo story.

For your listening pleasure.

Music for Repelling the Covenant.

The team roster for the ODST launch tournament is final.