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Funkmon wrote a review of Halo: Ghosts of Onyx over on Subnova, but the server is taking a beating. Since rapture really beefed up our servers, we have a copy in case they go down. For those of you that have no idea what I’m talking about: Funkmon wrote a review of Halo: Ghosts of…

Update: Looks like the migration is complete. Woot! If you find any bugs, send Mintz lots of email. Funkmon and Tex, too. Good night now. -rap ———– Media Temple has hooked H:P up with a sweet new Grid Server (we can now take a B.netting and more). I’m in the process of moving all of…

Just in time for Ghosts of Onyx, Halo: Portable is bringing you bookmarks to keep track of the fight! Simply print and cut them out. Click “read more” to see them all. And hey, if you have a cool Halo bookmark (or idea), just email us using the contact form, and we’ll see if we…

1:31 Minutes From HaloWars.com A Halo RTS for the Xbox360… who would have thought? Apparently Bungie though, and this pre-rendered trailer sets the mood for the game and gets you ready for the epic battles that await! Despite the name (how generic is that?), this game looks like it could be a lot of fun.…

15:05 Mins From HBO Alright, I’m tired of starving you guys for content, so here’s a little something. This video is incredible. The mood it puts you in with its excellent camera angles and amazing voiceovers, with top-notch dialogue, could send chills down your spine. You really feel for the main character, who must stop…

8:29 Minutes From HBO Everybody knows Walshy is good. Don’t you? After watching this video you will! Walshy lays the smack down on plenty of suspecting fools, with great editing done by Peridious. This montage is truly the cream of the crop. Enjoy! PSP – 36.4MB Pocket PC – 12.2MB iPod – 15.1MB

73.8MB – 1:20 Minutes From Podtacular: It’s the Tips show where we cover lots of surprisingly good general tips on how to level up and stay there along with map specific tips for Beaver Creek broken down by game type. They we jump to something completely different: An interview with Matt from Red vs. Blue…

Just letting the H:PP listeners know (all three of you) that we didn’t have an episode this week because of audio problems. I blame Funkmon. We will re-record this Friday, then resume regular scheduling. Thanks for your understanding. EDIT: Scheduling conflicts has caused us to skip (gasp!) this edition of the podcast. We know it’s…

Read all about my weekend at the “Biggest Sausage Party on the East Coast.” Dolbex was awesome enough to host a huge LAN party that tons of community members from around the world (or just the U.S.) came to visit. This story is long, detailed, will take multiple seatings to finish, and ultimately pointless. Check…

14:56 Minutes From PromethianGuard: Sha-sha!! Episode two pounced on you all like a cheetah.. on a deer, with the cloven hoof, and the blood… nevermind. The title speaks for iteself! XD In this episode we learn why you should NEVER trust gypsy cab drivers, and a VERY easy way to make $20! Also, some other…

9 Minutes From HBO imSuck created a video along the lines of AMV Hell; basically, it’s a mixup of tons of different videos, filmed in different styles, set to music in Halo. The result is entertainly hilarious! PSP – UNAVAILABLE Pocket PC – 21.9MB iPod – 22.1MB

75.3MB(!) – 1:22 Hours From Podtacular: I gotta say, this is one of my favorite shows EVAR. We talk about some cool ideas and speculation people had for Halo 3 and we get into some other games Halo freaks play. With co-host JVB, guest host Dialpex, and his pet cricket. Pod art comes from LetsGetTactical.…

35MB – 43:38 Minutes From Podtacular: It’s the anniversary special, or the show about the show. Gemini Ace and Foo Mo Wive help me explain how things got started, what we like about the show and the community, where we’re headed, and read the winners of the community awards. At the end there’s an awesome…

26.5MB – 46:19 (Link) Funkmon is MIA this episode, but have no fear! Rapture, the designer of the website your eyes are glued to right now, fills his space. We discuss ComiCon, the Halo Graphic Novel, and how awesome the Bungie community is, amongst the usual Halo 3 updates (or lack of). Give it a…

For PSP – 8 Pages – 540KB From Bungie.net: Bungie’s planned opponent this week canceled at the last minute, so the Blood Gulch Regulars stepped up and answered Frankie’s call for replacement killers last night. Thanks to XLNC for the picture.

For PSP – 10 Pages – 689KB From Bungie.net: Today we’re speaking with imSuck, the leader of Halo Grid, one of the largest machinima clans in the Halo community. He’s responsible for a lot of popular movies over the years and most recently HMV Hell.

For PSP – 8 Pages – 625KB From Bungie.net: Bungie accepted Halowiki.net’s Humpday challenge this week. Over the course of three games the Bungie crew fought valiantly but no amount of spin could turn this one around.

1:28 Minutes – 70.6MB From Podtacular: [Alright guys, this is finally out after] going crazy trying to find that ribbon for the [PodArt]. [In] this episode we cover our top 3 custom games, listen to our top voice mails that you guys sent in, and also plenty of the tales from the Foxhole. It’s an…

54:42 Minutes – 25MB This week, Funkmon and I discuss different issues with the podcast, poke some fun at the Wii, and go through the usual Bungie updates and community info, including Marty O’Donnell’s BBC interview, the Halo Graphic Novel, and the San Diego ComiCon! Be sure to give it a listen. Big thanks to…

WIE: 4:36 minutes, ITD: 6:21 minutes. Mike Miller is a great Halo player. Over the years, he’s put out five of the most memorable Halo videos, and we, at Halo: Portable, have decided to release the whole set. Winning Isn’t Everything, Mike’s second movie, is great in every way possible. Excellent timing, good music choice,…