Category: Red Vs. Blue

Dear Mr. Clark, First, let us begin by saying you are an incredibly strong and handsome man. When we created the “Biggest Hit Ever” Madden ’07 commercial featuring your virtual likeness, it was never our intention to portray you as anything…

Dear Mr. Clark, First, let us begin by saying you are an incredibly strong and handsome man. When we created the “Biggest Hit Ever” Madden ’07 commercial featuring your virtual likeness, it was never our intention to portray you as anything…

Today’s comic is posted below. We’ve also posted a bunch of sponsor only comic content, including the first “sponsor only” comic. Sponsors can get it here. As Gus mentioned yesterday, Episode 84 is out, there’s a holiday sale, and he has a stinky…

Hey guys, just want to let you know that Episode 84 of Red vs Blue is now available for public download. Geoff wanted me to make a note to let you all know that our online store is having a Holiday Sale. Geoff and I have a little contest going right…

Did everyone get fat? I gained 17 lbs just on dessert. Anyway, I’ll be quick as I have to go hit the gym and try and lose some of this pie-thigh. Today’s comic is below, and of course Episode 84 is still out and available for sponsors. Look for a public…

If you’re up this late, you’re probably horribly addicted to Viva Pinata the way that I am. Perhaps Episode 84 of Red vs Blue can help you with the withdrawl symptoms. It just went up in our Sponsor archive, so if you have one of those fancy little stars…

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone, As you all undoubtedly know, Thanksgiving is a time of eating. But what you didn’t know, is that it was created in 1930 by the Butterball Corporation to distract Americans from the Great Depression, while simultaneously promoting…

Everyone who owns a Mac has to know that deep down inside, you are unholy. The ease of use, the simple yet elegant design…you’re practically laughing in God’s face. I mean, one mouse button, seriously. Consider today’s comic a warning.

Muscles sore from all that intense Wii playing? We’re here to help. Why don’t you sit down and let Episode 83 massage those aches and pains away.

With the holidays on their way, and about 3 billion awesome video games (and two new systems) to spend your money on, you’ll probably have to get a second, third, and possibly fourth job just to try and keep up. Or if you’re lazy, you could take Jason’s…

Did you wait in line all night and have nothing to show for it? We’re here to help. Episode 83 of Red vs. Blue is available now for Sponsors. You can find it in the RvB video archive.

I don’t know if you’ve had the opportunity to play Rare’s new family game Viva Pinata, but as today’s comic shows, it’s kind of…unique. In other news, video production began on Episode 83 today, so we should be in good shape for a Friday sponsor release. Also,…

Tensions are escalating in the office over the “Pie Vs. Cake” argument. Insults have turned into threats, which have progressed to “promises”. Gus has to learn the truth about pie sooner or later – even if I have to make him learn. In…

Step 8 in the 12 steps to recovery is atonement. This one step alone should take Burnie about a year to complete. You should see the list that guy has to apologize for. Also, has anyone picked up Viva Pinata yet? I went to a local gamestore, and they’d never…

Burnie says he’s learning to deal with his Xbox Gamerscore addiction, but I’m not so sure. He spends a lot of time in the bathroom these days. He says he’s brushing his teeth, but I swear I can hear Gears of War in there, and when he comes out his toothbrush…

Hey, what are you doing reading this? You should be out voting! For those that have already voted, you can read today’s comic below. No peeking for the rest of you!

Hey yo – Episode 82 of Red vs. Blue is available now. You can find it in the RvB video archive.

With Burnie and Matt in NYC for the Machinima Awards, and Jason an Gus in LA for some more EA Sports stuff, I find myself the only one in the office for maybe the first time ever. It’s great! I can listen to my music as loud as I want, and post today’s comic…

Burnie and I live today’s comic about twice a week. The guy just won’t take no for an answer. I suppose he thinks he’ll wear me down eventually – or maybe he’s just acquired a taste for rejection. In other news, F.E.A.R. came out on the 360 earlier this…

I hope everyone has their costumes ready, and their stomachs sufficiently empty and ready for mass-candy consumption. I’d also recommend buying a new tooth brush to handle the damage your’re about to do to your mouth. I have my dentist on speedial just in…