Author: Rooster Teeth News

With Sunday’s news of the Activision / Blizzard merger, this strange year in gaming continues to get stranger. I’m not sure what’s going on, but it’s like the gaming industry is competing to out-weird this year’s college football season. Maybe there’s something…

I wish someone would create a video game school like the one Griffon and Luke are putting Jack through. I’d re-enroll in grade school. Maybe this time I would graduate.

Today’s comic is pretty much a “word for word” example of the conversations that happen in our office about 45 times a day. It’s like girl kryptonite. Guess who’s not getting laid tonight!

Sorry for putting up the comic so late today everyone. We’ve been hard at work on some stuff, and this was my first break away to post it. Also, as it’s the season, I feel obligated to mention that we have about a billion new and awesome items in the store…

Just a quick note to anyone who is trying to purchase merch from our store and is having a frustrating time with checkout: Apparently all Yahoo-hosted stores (including ours), are experiencing “difficulties” at the moment. Since Yahoo stores…

Did everyone survive black friday? I didn’t dare leave the house. Hell, I didn’t even dare to put pants on. I figure if there’s ever actually going to be a zombie outbreak, it’ll be on the busiest shopping day of the year. Everyone knows zombie outbreaks…

Happy Thanksgiving everyone (even you heathen non-Americans)! I hope you are all having a great and relaxing holiday, eating embarrassing amounts of food, and being as gluttonous as is your American right. Typically, I spend Thanksgiving with Burnie’s family,…

I’ve always wondered what it’s like to be in a rock band. It’s got to be glamorous right? Jason is the only person I know who’s actually in one, but he’s not talking. I guess I’m not in the “club”. Anyway, today’s comic is our attempt at getting…

It seems the painful memory of my losing that fucking contest just will not die. Just when I was starting to heal and move on with my life, Griffon and Luke made today’s comic, and reminded me of all the “techniques” Burnie employed to win. Thanks…

Gus has been all in a tizzy lately over the news that the fine people of Blizzard have released a patch to World Of Warcraft that makes it significantly easier to get from levels 20-60. Apparently this “waters down” the experience of getting to…

So it’s Tuesday, and therefore time to post today’s comic. It’s totally about that wacky writers strike in Hollywood that’s going to keep me from watching new episodes of Lost in February; and keep Burnie from watching new episodes of Desperate Housewives…

So, the contest officially ended last night at 10pm when Burnie got the Mile High Club achievement. The final score was” Burnie-1,000. Geoff-910. However, it was much, much closer than that. The achievements he had that I didn’t were all incredibly…

Hollywood may still be in a stale-mate, but luckily there’s been some progress on the great Griffon strike of 2007. See the comic below:

So the contest is in full swing. Burnie and I are now 15 hours into it, and in a dead heat. We valiantly competed (ie. played) until about 3:30 am – each trying to outlast the other, while simultaneously trying to feel out his progress. My tactic was to…

This post is amazing. In it, you not only get today’s comic (posted way below), you get all the info on the ultimate showdown between Burnie and Geoff (that’s me). We’ve been quasi-competing over achievements for a long time now, but never, ever have we…

So Halloween is over (not sure if you’re aware of that or not, but just FYI), and now it’s time to sit back and watch that sugary stockpile start to dwindle away. Don’t be depressed though, there’s more gluttony around the corner. See you soon turkey thigh! GRAW…

Halo 3 – 1000/1000

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Halo 3 – 995/1000

Our latest Xbox Live mini-series has officially debuted on a console near you. It\’s called Recovery One and picks up the action right where our last XBL series Out of Mind left off. I am told you can find the video in the ever-expanding RvB section under…