Author: Rooster Teeth News

Today’s comic is true in the creepiest of ways. My apologies. Also, here’s a sponsor comic. dggeoff

This week, everyone’s favorite pink donut — Dan — joins us in the tank. Woman files for divorce. The reason? Husband plays too much World of Warcraft. [link] Jason — I hope she gets the Windrider and half of his gold. Burnie — I feel…

Yesterday was Gus’ birthday. It looked something like this. dggeoff

But plenty to win Last week I kicked off a Turok contest asking for some piece of art showing us a Dinosaur that somehow relates to the Roosterverse. Entries were taken until 11:59 PM CT on Wednesday, and we got some great stuff sent into turok@roosterteeth.com,…

Hey everybody, Jack here with the conclusion to my first round of Forced Enjoyment by the hands of the Rooster Teeth clan. For a brief recap; over the past few weeks I’ve been forced to play the game “Hour of Victory” and journal my progress….

Since we’re having a slow news day, I thought I would take this chance to update everyone on news from around the site. In sports: the Grifball.com first season is quickly wrapping up, we’re down to just eight teams left in the playoffs and we should crown…

Happy Valentine’s Day you sexy beast! I got you a big kiss (from gus), and this awesome comic below. Also, because I love you so much, I went ahead and got you a sponsor comic too. I know I know, it’s too much. But it fit you perfectly, so I just had to! Put…

This week, we have the drunkest staff member of them all – Nico. He’s French. They have wine for blood — it’s like a law or something. Netflix announced that they are dropping the HD DVD format. [link] Burnie — They say when an artist dies,…

So Nico has been in the office visiting for about a week. In true French form, he’s worn a beret the entire time, and has managed to smoke a cigarette about every 7 seconds. As today’s comic shows, his presence has not been wholly welcomed (he’s adorably…

Hey everybody, Jack here sharing the all the sweet love and warmth I have with all of you. Entries for the first-ever “Halo 3 Scavenger Hunt for Stolen Goods” are now closed. I’ll be digging through the three thousand or so images to pick out…

Happy Sunday Everyone, Today we bring you part two to Zack’s landmark article on stuff related to stuff. If you missed the first part, you can read it here. I recommend checking it out, as I hear it’s probably going to be required reading in most schools…

we review you This past Monday, Propaganda Games invited a variety of prestigious Canadian press members to check out their latest (and first) next gen title, Turok. One of them must have canceled, because I got an invite as well. Maybe they didn’t…

You guys get my title? It’s referential to the comic. I’m THAT funny. When you recover from laughing at all this comedy, swing on by the sponsor forum for EVEN MORE.

This week, the drunks are considering renaming their bar tab “Yahoo” so that Microsoft will pay it off. Also, they find out that the DrunkTank is not available in Syria. Capcom’s Devil May Cry 4 on the PS3 comes with an “installation…

Morning Everyone, Today’s comic is posted below in all it’s cartoonish glory. Also, we’re running a post holiday sale in the store right now. There’s a few items that we’re discontinuing, so you can get them at rock bottom prices if you want. Does anyone…

Hey everybody, it’s Jack again. If you missed the first installment of “Forced Enjoyment” check it out, then return here. I come back to you a beaten, broken and abused man…but I did it. After eight hours or so of tearing my hair out, I earned…

I thought of the perfect intro to Zack’s article while I was in bed last night. Then I forgot it because I was drunk, which means it probably wasn’t very good to begin with. Anyway, instead of whatever awesome intro I had, you get this one instead. Also,…

I don’t know if an equivalent to video game hazing existed before this post, but if not, we’ve created something new, and terrifying. I don’t want to give too much away, so I’ll just let Jack take over from here. –guS Hey there everybody, my name is…

Hey! It’s a comic!