Author: Rooster Teeth News

First of all, I hope you’re enjoying today’s Irish-themed festivities, which I’m pretty sure just means you’re drinking gallons of green-colored alcohol, although it might also involve killing snakes or something. Anyway, for those of you still sober enough…

Hey everybody, Jack here with the results of the second ever “Halo 3 Scavenger Hunt for Stolen Goods” contest. Like last time, we got some amazing screenshots and it was very difficult to select my favorites from the hundred or so entries we…

So this week, Ubisoft very quietly purchased the rights to the Tom Clancy brand name for all video game and related ancillary products. We at RT Comics HQ imagine it will only be a matter of time before EA (not to be outdone) makes a response similar to…

So it saw it mentioned over on Hawty McBloggy that RT site member RagingTerror (and my Grifball teammate woo!) recently got a little present. I don’t know if you’re familiar with his saga, so here’s a quick summary: he sent a busted 360 off to MS to get…

Today’s comic emulates the struggle a lot of early HD DVD adopters are being forced to make (myself included). What to do? While you’re mulling it over, read today’s sponsor comic. dggeoff

The drunks are back for another week of burning bridges. Burn, bridges! Burn! Heather Mills and Paul McCartney finally settled their divorce and she will be leaving with $50,000,000.00. [link] Burnie — Sure, it seems weird when you say it…

Hey everybody Jack here with the conclusion of Forced Enjoyment Volume Two and the beginning of the next volume. Playing a game with a bunch of digital girls jumping around, bouncing up and down, getting splashed, rubbing oil on each other…well…it…

Sorry today’s comic is a little late. I accidentally drank two bottles of wine this morning, and just realized i’ve been staring at a wall for 3 hours. Kids, don’t drink. dggeoff

I am not a huge fan of TV. I have shows I like to watch, but the majority of time, I find myself making fun of whatever’s on. So, I can’t say that I was very concerned when I heard about the writer’s strike. Most sitcoms seem like they’re constructed by…

Hey everybody – We’re pleased to release our Xbox Live mini-series “Red vs. Blue: Recovery One” to the public after its initial XBL and sponsor debut. If you didn’t see our previous mini-series, “Out of Mind,” you might want to catch…

Hey everybody, Jack here again with a brief update from the land of Forced Enjoyment as well as to kick off my next Halo 3 scavenger hunt contest for some pretty badass prizes. As you may have seen last week I began volume two of Forced Enjoyment…

Griffon has insisted that I preface this comic by saying that it is 100% true, and that she should not have to go to hell for writing it, as it was really more like transcription. dggeoff

Why hello there! My name’s Ben, I’m a newbie to the Rooster Teeth team. Some of you may know about our totally awesome Grifball.com website. If you don’t know about it, I just told you, so that’s sort of a paradox. Either way, I’m the dude in charge of running…

Ahoy-Hoy all, I don’t know if you’ve seen the latest Bungie update, but in it, they announce that Grifball is being added as an official Halo 3 gametype this weekend. Head on over there for specifics. This is hands down one of the coolest moments in Rooster…

This week’s guest in the tank is our resident comic writer, Griffon. Metal Gear Solid 4’s creator says that the game won’t fit on a 50 GB disc. [link] Geoff — Sounds proportionate to the people who’ll be playing it. Jason — I just watched…

I cannot legally comment on today’s comic due to court injunction, but I can direct you to our adorable little sponsor comic. It’s getting so big! dggeoff

This week the drunks would like to thank the Academy and their agents and all the little people, without whom none of this would be possible. Well it might still be possible, but the little people make them feel like giants and they really like that. Jack…

I don’t know if you guys saw the Academy Awards Sunday, but if you did, you might have noticed some conspicuous product placement. Is this just the beginning of things to come? dggeoff

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Hey everybody, Jack here with the winners of the first ever Halo 3 Scavenger Hunt for Stolen Goods contest. The response to this contest was absolutely amazing. The amount of entries we received was pretty terrific and it really became a chore for me…