Author: Rooster Teeth News

Hey everyone, Jack here with a new contest and a bunch of stuff to give away to you kids. I’ll get to the new scavenger hunt in just a couple of paragraphs, but first, let me talk about my newest and most violent obsession. Grand Theft Auto has seriously…

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So I don’t know if any of you have seen this journal by Burnie, but the subject of the “ground pound” gets brought up at least twice a day in our office now. It’s wearing a bit thin. Hopefully something equally annoying will catch Burnie’s attention…

Hey there everyone. I just wanted to draw your attention to the store today, as we’re holding a “beginning of Summer” sale. We are discontinuing a bunch of our shirts, to clear out space for some new stuff eventually. There’s a good chance that…

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Well, it’s good to be back. I haven’t had a piece for you guys over the past couple weeks because of the Reconstruction announcement, Burnie’s GIS contest, and I was in Redmond & Seattle last week for the 2008 Microsoft MVP Summit, which was a lot…

Well, it’s good to be back. I haven’t had a piece for you guys over the past couple weeks because of the Reconstruction announcement, Burnie’s GIS contest, and I was in Redmond & Seattle last week for the 2008 Microsoft MVP Summit, which was a lot…

So by now I’m sure you’ve all played GTA IV (hell, you’re probably playing it right now instead of reading this). It’s obviously a tremendous game, but we couldn’t help notice that it started in a…unique way. The first 30 minutes had us really wondering…

by Zack Bastian When you pass a certain age, you will catch yourself thinking old people thoughts, whether you like it or not. It creeps up on you, and seems innocent enough at first. You see/hear/read something that the ‘kids’ are into these days, and…

by Zack Bastian When you pass a certain age, you will catch yourself thinking old people thoughts, whether you like it or not. It creeps up on you, and seems innocent enough at first. You see/hear/read something that the ‘kids’ are into these days, and…

Jason will tell you today’s comic never happened. He’ll also probably tell you he’s “disease free.” But dear viewer, can you afford to take that chance? I didn’t think so. dggeoff

I don’t know if you’re aware of Burnie’s new condition, but let’s just say it has it’s pluses and minuses, as evidenced below. Also, Thursday sponsor comic FTW. dggeoff

So Griffon insists I start this post off by mentioning that today’s comic is 100% true. What’s also true is that she is a jerk and a liar. Also, she shouldn’t ask questions she doesn’t want to know the answer to. dggeoff

Most of you on the website will know Jesse Cowell aka Jeskid, whose productions like Shades of Gray and JeskidTV have been a cornerstone of the community. Jesse’s recent effort “Drawn By Pain” has been nominated for a Webby award and we hope you…

Hey everybody, Jack here with an update from the land of Forced Enjoyment. This is going to be a brief one. I’m currently prepping myself for the release of Grand Theft Auto tomorrow so I had to do a little catching up. I’ve been bouncing around the…

So by now I’m sure you’ve all played GTA IV (hell, you’re probably playing it right now instead of reading this). It’s obviously a tremendous game, but we couldn’t help notice that it started in a…unique way. The first 30 minutes had us really wondering…

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Sup Thursdayers? How about a comic to brighten your “aslmost Friday” day? Screw it, how about two. dggeoff

The drunks are using their tax refunds to buy beer and complain about stuff they should have spent their money on instead. The Sims recently sold its 100,000,000th copy. [link] Geoff — By my count, that means they’ve earned $6,723,121,098,192.36…

I don’t know if anyone checked out the “Chessmaster Live Hip Hop Weekend” event last week, but I must admit the concept intrigued me (not enough to play Chess mind you). Today’s comic takes a stab at how it likely went down. dggeoff