Sometimes, you just want to cry.

Man, I don’t know how I missed this one… except maybe because I wanted to. Xbox.com posted an article in their Lifestyle section a few weeks ago that looked at who should be cast in what role if anyone ever made a Halo movie (which, I hasten to say before the next sentence break, they’re not doing). Their first recommendation – Vin Diesel as Master Chief. And it went downhill from there. I like the Xbox.com community folks, because they bring interest stories about Halo to a wider audience… but this was a mistake from the first paragraph.